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By krashyy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By krashyy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By Yuen - 10/04/2010 15:36
By Hahapasdroleleptit - 11/04/2010 19:36
By Ryudjinn - 12/04/2010 22:17
Ah si si, j'ai de l'humour, j'étais plié en deux quand elle m'a répondu ça. Et en effet, j'ai trouvé ça adorable. Mais c'est tout de même le genre de moment où on se sent un peu seul pendant une seconde et où on se dit "ouais .... nan mais OK, normal ...". Effectivement ça n'a rien d'un drame, mais j'ai eu envie de le partager tout de même.
By skpcs - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By lionelcoco - 16/04/2010 08:10
#39 sisi, la camera était bien fixée vers son engin. c'était un grand moment de solitude pour mon père et la femme. en plus mon père a mis pause au lieu de mettre avance rapide!!!!!
By Jom. L. - 17/04/2010 15:02
By [...] - 17/04/2010 20:42
By Ju. - 20/04/2010 14:01
By Bioniclemania - 20/04/2010 16:31
By demachy - 20/04/2010 18:55
By foetus - 21/04/2010 11:39
By Username - 26/04/2010 16:02
By marine - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By Christelle - 02/05/2010 09:42
By marinaluxe - 02/05/2010 21:22
By troudenez - 04/05/2012 11:24
By Smilegirl - 16/05/2010 12:01
Et non je ne suis pas parano c’est bien de mes règles qu’il parlait ! Il a sorti ça pendant une soirée entre potes en disant qu’il en pouvait plus d’attendre, et il a trouvé ça marrant de le mettre sur facebook, et bien sûr j'ai eu le droit à beaucoup de sous entendus aujourd'hui. Je pense qu’il prenait aussi en compte la remarque #74 parce que je suis vraiment une chieuse pendant cette période !
By Petitprof - 17/05/2010 20:52
By Hummoupasx) - 20/05/2010 16:57
Alors quelques petites explications ^^ Donc oui, je suis un garçon mais je n'ai pas de copine. Ce fut assez gênant parce que j'étais seul à la maison et je trouvais plus mon inhalateur... j'ai du rester couché un bon moment avant de m'en remettre... Ce fut assez pénible... #107 T'es carrément à côté de le plaque mec, J'suis plus un ado mais c'est la première fois que ça m'arrive et pas la première que je tiens un rythme "élevé". J'ai donc été très surpris et j'ai eu du mal à m'en remettre. Mais maintenant je connais mes limites ^^