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By xhel - 15/02/2014 16:37 - France - Bouchemaine
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By xhel - 15/02/2014 16:37 - France - Bouchemaine
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By sweetydirty - 13/03/2014 19:50 - France
Hello! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (qui n'en revient pas d'avoir été publiée haha). Je tiens à préciser que je suis très propre (et oui) et que mon petit frère a seulement dit ça pour plaisanter. Il est d'ailleurs très fier d'avoir sortie cette phrase et je vais l'entendre encore longtemps je pense. Ah et je ne m'appelle pas vraiment Clémence (je ne voulais pas trop m'afficher), désolée pour tout les jeux de mots que j'ai trouvé dans les commentaires ;p
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By Anonyme - 31/03/2014 04:57 - Belgique - Brussels
Ahhhh ma vie de merde publiée ! Merci à vous tous, c est un grand moment ! Alors pour répondre aux commentaires (dont beaucoup m'ont bien fait rire) et vous en dire un peu plus Cela c est passé il y a 7 ans quand je venais tout juste de rencontrer mon mari et qu il voulait m impressionner et me sortir de ma campagne. Il m a donc emmené à Paris juste à côté de la Tour Eiffel dans un restaurant gastronomique Japonais. Bien évidemment le cadre, la vue, le décor et le service était à tomber mais quand nous avons vu arriver nos assiettes nous avons cru à une blague. Il y avait un bol de soupe miniature, deux trois légumes dans un sac et deux ou 3 sashimis, et bien que nous ne sommes pas de gros mangeurs nous avions encore très faim après. Et sur la route qui allait chez nous se trouve un .Mac do, on s est regardé et on y est allé. Malgré tout on a continue a faire des restaurants gastronomiques et c est un des seuls duquel on est sorti en payant aussi cher pour manger aussi peu et sans alcool. J y ai repensé hier devant une assiette peu remplie. Voilà voilà