Toute première fois
By Flic-flac - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
By Flic-flac - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 10/01/2012 07:46 - France
By Alendo - 11/01/2012 08:14 - Satellite Provider
By toilet-man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By Anonyme - 20/01/2012 12:44 - Reserved
By Robert - 22/01/2012 17:06 - France
By swissedelic - 24/01/2012 12:55 - Suisse
By doliga - 25/01/2012 07:49 - France
By SolitaA - 30/01/2012 14:15 - Reserved
By Barnabeybey - 30/01/2012 22:22 - France
Ça va elle a vite oublié heureusement pour moi, j'ai même eu droit à des excuses le lendemain lors de son retour à la sobriété ;-)
By Malus69 - 31/01/2012 23:18 - France
By bellouzou - 01/02/2012 22:06 - France
By Mangezdespates - 02/02/2012 14:49 - France
By lafinesse - 02/02/2012 20:33 - France
By Azaya - 04/02/2012 13:44 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By alexian2 - 05/02/2012 09:58 - France
B'soir à tous :) Alors pour info, la vendeuse devait avoir 50-55 ans, donc pas très attirante pour quelqu'un de mon âge. Je n'ai pas le même slip coloré, j'avais juste un caleçon. Quand elle a ouvert, je me suis arrêté ( et elle ne m'a pas rejoint, je n'ai pas chanté non plus devant elle), je l'ai regardé avec un air surpris, énervé et gêné en même temps. Elle a dit "excusez moi" et a refermé la cabine. J'avoue que c'est moins qu'elle cool que si elle avait 25 ans et que si elle avait continué la danse avec moi, mais ça m'a bien fait marrer après tout de même. :)
By S…… - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By CASTAFIORE - 14/02/2012 07:26 - France
By Cendrillon - 14/02/2012 10:35 - France
Alors là j'avoue que vous me faites plaisir avec vos réactions, on sent les connaisseurs! Pour le complément d'anecdote, je pense que les deux séquences qui m'ont le plus grillé ont été: 1. Attraper le bout de pain que me tendait le père de ma copine en criant "COUILLERE" (certains avaient visé dans le mille!). 2. Déclarer, avec un naturel déconcertant, que le dessert préparé par la mère de ma copine "ne m'avait pas l'air bien de mise". A bien y réfléchir, je pense que je vais éviter de retourner les voir tant que ma copine ne leur aura pas expliqué la vérité, ce qu'elle se refuse à faire jusqu'ici car "écouter mes parents me reparler de ce repas, c'est trop bon". Mais je l'aime quand même ;-)