Wondermarck

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About Wondermarck

J'aime brûler des canards unijambistes en les frottant avec deux silex et demi, manger des tronçonneuses après leurs dates de dégraissage, faire du surf sur une fosse abyssale tout en regardant un festival de Kamoulox avec un talkie-walkie édenté. C'est sûrement pour ça que feu ma grand-mère, chirurgienne de télécommande Panasonic de son état, aimait me répéter dans le temps que ma vocation serait sûrement d'être ramasseur de feutres indélébiles sur une plage de Rhodésie du Sud. Mais que nenni ! J'ai trouvé ma voix dans le transport, arrivant à devenir routier funambuliste les dimanches de pleine lune. Quelle ne fut pas ma joie quand j'ai reçu ma première paye : 96 clous, 3 éviers et un livre sur le marxisme traduit en péruvien ! Cela m'a permis d'emménager sur le dos d'une petite cuillère, quintessence d'harmonie et de tuyaux d’arrosage, que je cultive fièrement avec une fougue digne d'un marin asthmatique.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Profile completed

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Wondermarck's favorite FMLs

chiyochan tells us more.

chiyochan 11

Désolée, j'ai du me crée un compte ! Euh pour répondre, alors mon pseudo, n'est pas tiré du livre, même si je l'ai deja lue, et que je l'ai trouvée passionnant. Je suis une fan de mangas, d'animé, et on m'a donné se surnom il y a des années " Chiyoko " :) Donc voila c'étais un clin d'oeil seulement ! Petite anecdote , depuis je vois souvent le maitre... sans le chien, aller savoir, peut être qu'il en avais marre de rencontrer que des moches ;) Je ne suis pas specialement, moche non plus, c'est seulement que je suis enrobée, voila tous ! Ouai je suis devenue amis avec le chien !

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Bamako 13

En hommage à Albert, merci d'avoir publié ma VDM.