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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-restitut
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-restitut
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By cyril78280 - 12/07/2012 21:58 - France - Paris
Cool ! Enfin une publication acceptée ! Merci le site. :) Sinon, je suis bel et bien resté hétéro ! Une fois, j'ai passé une soirée avec 6 filles pour deux gars (dont un gay). Avec un mec qui te court après toute une nuit, tu es vite "vacciné" (je ne suis pas homophobe hein) ! Bref, je rajouterai surtout que c'était dans un bar à moitié vide en plein après-midi, et qu'on a commencé à entendre alors qu'on jouait au billard (je vous laisse faire tous les jeux de mots en rapport...) ! Salut ! PS : "On est bien bien bien bien bien !" XD PS 2 : Et je suis un garçon !