By pauline574 - 01/07/2013 20:44 - France
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) je me suis crée un compte à la demande de "détails". Donc toute l'histoire c'est : je nageais, et revenant au bord sachant que j'avais pied, je mets donc un pied vers le sol et il s'enfonce à une trentaine de centimètres dans quelque chose de mou comme de la purée avec des trucs qui ressemblaient à des arêtes (vous avez dit des détails...), bref la sensation était tellement dégueulasse que j'ai pas cherché à comprendre ce que c'était, je suis sortie de l'eau en hurlant. Ma mère a prévenu le maître nageur qu'il y avait des déchets dans l'eau, du moins c'est ce qu'on pensait, et là le maître nageur est venu avec un genre de perche a tenté de soulever les déchets sans succès, après inspection avec un autre maître nageur il nous a annoncé qu'il y avait un cadavre, sur le coup je me suis dit c'est un humain haha (l'influence de la télévision et des séries policières), puis il m'a dit que c'était probablement des animaux vu la taille (on voyait pratiquement rien l'eau était pas claire à cette profondeur et le maître nageur avait pas envie de plonger ce que je comprenais) j'étais horrifiée, et il a appelé une société qui a sortit 2 vaches de l'eau, un éleveur avait apparemment jeté ses animaux morts dedans il y a 3 semaines parce que ça coûtait moins cher que l'incinération (certains d'entre vous l'ont deviné). Et non je ne me baignerais plus dans ce lac. Apparemment l'éleveur fait ça depuis pas mal de temps et régulièrement, comme il les jette dans des endroits plutôt reculés du lac là où très peu de gens se baignent, généralement personne ne s'en rend compte. Bref sur ce bon appétit !!
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. J'ai effectivement oublier d'y mettre l'âge de mon fils et je m'en excuse. Celui-ci a 15 ans et c'est cela qui fait que c'est une VDM.
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Le travail est enfin terminé et au final il n'y avait "que" 7 couches. C'était quand même drôle de revoir de vieux papiers peints ou d'en découvrir des plus âgées que moi et surtout très "kitch". En tout cas ma mamie est contente et c'est le principal, ensuite malgré la douleur au bras c'était sympa de passer du temps avec elle et de rigoler à chaudes larmes. Voilà :)