Wanker
By Guinome - 21/08/2008 18:03
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By Guinome - 21/08/2008 18:03
By Rowena - 05/09/2008 11:21
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By Belle_27 - 09/10/2008 12:00
MDR devant tous ces commentaires :-) Juste pour la petite histoire, c'est arrivé quand j'avais 15 ans... Et NON, ça ne m'était jamais arrivé avant et depuis, je garde mon majeur bien sagement dans ma poche :-) PS Et euh... Effectivement, ce pauvre gosse ne me faisait pas une grimace, c'était euh... son visage "normal" (tous les autres enfants faisaient en fait +- la même tête, sauf qu'eux ne me fixaient pas, voilà pourquoi je ne l'ai pas remarqué tout de suite...). Et sachez que je n'ai absolument rien contre les enfants handicapés, donc svp, ne soyez pas offensés :-)
By j3n - 05/11/2008 13:59
Je bosse à 12km donc trop loin pour un vélo. Je suis en Angleterre pour 2 mois donc je ne vais pas acheter une nouvelle voiture. En marche arrière j'aurai un autre problème, il faut aussi être à l'arrière de la voiture. La securitywoman change toutes les semaines. Bref j'ai trouvé une solution, j'attache mon badge à un bout de bois.
By tada - 16/11/2008 09:54
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By Isis57 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Yuen - 10/04/2010 15:36
Alors quelques petites explications ^^ Donc oui, je suis un garçon mais je n'ai pas de copine. Ce fut assez gênant parce que j'étais seul à la maison et je trouvais plus mon inhalateur... j'ai du rester couché un bon moment avant de m'en remettre... Ce fut assez pénible... #107 T'es carrément à côté de le plaque mec, J'suis plus un ado mais c'est la première fois que ça m'arrive et pas la première que je tiens un rythme "élevé". J'ai donc été très surpris et j'ai eu du mal à m'en remettre. Mais maintenant je connais mes limites ^^
By Bham - 13/04/2010 13:01
Oh dans le genre, j'ai eu le réveil à minuit parce que "le parapluie est fermé ! viens vite on me dit que je ne suis plus protégé" (Antivir...), ou encore "je ne comprends pas, j'ai cliqué sur la petite fenêtre et là ça me demande mon numero de carte bleue, je fais quoi ?", et je passe tous les "dis, le machin du truc au démarrage là, c'est normal si il fait pas comme d'habitude ?" ... je vais finir par demander à être payée pour l'aide :x