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By anonyme - 13/03/2013 02:53 - France
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By anonyme - 13/03/2013 02:53 - France
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By KrauserByArena - 19/04/2013 22:27 - France - Nexon
Bonsoir :) Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Petit épilogue : je suis repassé ce matin au supermarché, à la caisse de la jeune fille qui a assisté à mon désespoir. En plus d'être ravissante, elle est très sympathique. On a bien rigolé de l'anecdote, je lui ai même précisé l'avoir soumise à VDM !
By Love2sleep - 20/04/2013 04:31 - Australie - Brisbane
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, je viens juste de créer un compte pour répondre à vos questions. Premièrement, non, mon portail ne dispose pas d'ouverture manuelle (défaut que je n'avais, étrangement, jamais remarqué auparavant). Mais nécessité faisant loi, j'ai pris mes deux mains et un tournevis, et j'ai réussi à dévisser les battants pour l'ouvrir. Donc oui, j'ai pu passer mon épreuve, merci à ceux qui s'en inquiètent ! Et j'ai aussi vécu les minutes les plus stressantes de ma vie. Il était trop tard pour prendre un bus, j'aurais été en retard à mon épreuve, idem pour le taxi, et je ne parle pas de la marche (ni de la course, bien que l'idée m'ait effleurée, l'espace d'un dixième de seconde). Enfin au sujet de la fameuse "faute", je tiens à signaler que ma VDM a été modifiée avant d'être publiée, et que la phrase d'origine ne comportait pas d'erreur de syntaxe (qui a d'ailleurs été très vite corrigée par les modérateurs !). Voilà, merci pour vos commentaires, et bonne soirée !