By Favine78 - 29/10/2012 14:01 - France
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By Favine78 - 29/10/2012 14:01 - France
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By Sofy59 - 20/11/2012 08:43 - France - La Madeleine
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et oui effectivement j'ai connu plus romantique ^^ Après 5 ans avec lui il m'en a fait voir d'autres mais celle là était pas mal ! Il a sans doute essayé d'être original et aujourd'hui encore ça le fait rire. Ma première réaction était choquée et après j'ai tellement trouvé ça ridicule que j'ai éclaté de rire :) Pour mon Homme qui n'a plus d'idée pour savoir comment être romantique, VDM :)
By grégles. - 20/11/2012 17:18 - France - Marcq-en-baroeul
By Viniloose - 20/11/2012 22:44 - France - Avranches
Pour ma défense, je suis en procédure contre mon employeur et donc j'ai la tête un peu ailleurs... J'ai proposé de commander des pizzas, mais ils ont préféré se faire un resto! On remet ça mardi prochain, enfin si j'oublie pas...
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By InnaDiMaas - 26/11/2012 13:17 - Pays-Bas
Bonjour, c'est moi qui ai écrit la VDM. Je sais qu'elle n'est pas très bien formulée mais je ne savais pas comment faire... en tout cas je suis super contente qu'elle ai été publiée! Donc c'était à la cantine de mon collège et une amie se servait un verre d'eau quand un gros bout de pain est tombée de la cruche. Du coup ça m'a fait rire, et voilà. Merci pour vos commentaires :) (et non, je ne bois pas de café)