By physitchi - 24/02/2012 18:42 - France
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By physitchi - 24/02/2012 18:42 - France
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By vicksparrow - 27/02/2012 02:48 - France
Il y a eut un séisme à Nice, j'était allongé sur mon canapé et il s'est mit à secouer. Le truc c'est qu'il y avait une chance sur 20 000 000 qu'un séisme frappe Nice, que je sois en train de regarder Chucky, et surtout que ça se passe pile au moment où la poupée se planque sous un lit.
By hommefier - 05/03/2012 18:33 - France
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By Srissou - 14/03/2012 15:01 - France
Oooh ma vdm est publiée ! Merci ! :D En fait mon voisin s'est avéré être un cinglé, vraiment, vraiment (oui ça date de quelques mois). C'était un vieux monsieur complètement gâteux. Du genre il nous mettait des photos de lui dans notre boîte aux lettres, avec écrit au dos "avec toute mon affection". Il s'amusait à taper dans le mur aussi. Une nuit il a sonné à la porte en peignoir en disant qu'il avait peur de l'orage, qu'il allait faire des cauchemars, et qu'il aimerait bien dormir sur notre canapé. Je précise qu'il n'y avait pas d'orage. Bref. Voilà le personnage. Mais on a pas eu à le supporter longtemps : un mois après notre arrivée, sa famille l'a envoyé en maison de retraite :)
By Anonyme - 14/03/2012 17:41 - France
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By guiz41 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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By glop glop - 17/03/2012 19:34
Il a dis: "oh putain !!!", pendant que je cherchais désespérément à cliquer sur la croix. Puis il a dis "mais c'était quoi ?" "euh j'sais pas". Puis grand malaise pendant 20mns, pendant que je cherchais à meubler en parlant des cours... Faut dire que, le fichier s'appelait Vérotique, et ça m'a rendu curieux, c'est après l'avoir ouvert que j'ai fais le prénom de ma mère Véronique... Maintenant, j'espère que ma mère lis pas les VDM...