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By Romain - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Sorbiers
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By Romain - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Sorbiers
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By Elsholz - 26/03/2010 17:19
Merci pour tous les coms... La chef, heureusement pour moi, est la meilleure chef du monde (si, si je vous assure) et ça l'a plus faire rire qu'autre chose (surtout qu'elle voit bien que je prends un coup de jus A CHAQUE FOIS que je touche cette fichue armoire)... ... Bref.. Si y avait que l'armoire... Il y a aussi (liste non exhaustive) : la portière de la voiture, la porte du garage, le plateau sur lequel je ramène des cafés aux collègues à l'occasion, les lèvres de mon chéri (aïe)... J'en ai marre :)
By Winola - 06/04/2010 10:34
La vérité c'est que, oui, je les aime, ils m'aiment et me respectent. Faut juste se souvenir qu'au taboo y'a un sablier et qu'en enchainant rapidement, tu rassembles pas tes idée tout le temps de façon efficace et pragmatique. Les associations d'idées se font comme ça vient ! J'étais speed, ils étaient speed et c'est sorti comme ça. Ni franchise, ni hypocrisie, c'est un jeu qui fait déraper ! Et c'est ce qui est drôle. Quant au "je ne suis pas une fille facile", on en pense ce qu'on en pense mais je trouve très drôle de répondre serieusement à un "passes moi le sel" par un "désolée, c'est pas mon genre, je ne suis pas une fille facile" ! Mais pour les mauvaises langues, je suis effectivement grosse mais belle et sympathique (oui oui c'est compatible) et ma vie amoureuse se porte comme un charme !
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By CopineParano - 24/06/2010 16:05 - Canada
Euh non après on est resté de bon amis quand même, il a compris que c'était qu'un petit lapsus ... :)