Le malaise
By killbill - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By killbill - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Daisy - 19/10/2011 14:04 - France
By anonyme - 21/10/2011 12:46 - France
By secretliar - 23/10/2011 01:47 - Canada
By Vinoco - 24/10/2011 04:51 - France
C'étaient des Caterpillar, des chaussures sauvages qui nécessitent de la poigne si on ne veut pas qu'elles se rebellent une fois au pied. Mais maintenant, j'ai compris la leçon : je ne tire plus mes lacets vers le haut, mais vers le côté ! Comme ça, s'ils cassent, ce n'est pas moi qui prendrai le coup, mais la personne à côté de moi.
By surprisetime - 27/10/2011 10:56 - France
By Elena. - 28/10/2011 22:28 - France
By Nobleeeeeeet - 03/11/2011 00:07 - France
By Anonyme - 05/11/2011 19:22 - France
By Merci_maman - 06/11/2011 22:45 - France
By helo - 07/11/2011 00:00 - France
By missdante - 08/11/2011 08:30 - France
By Anonyme - 08/11/2011 18:21 - France
By Mister007 - 27/11/2011 21:32 - France
By Goose - 27/11/2011 23:53 - Suisse
By Calvin - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By grainesdevie64 - 29/11/2011 23:00 - Mexique
Je viens pour mettre les choses au clair. Oui, c'était de ma faute, parce que je m'étais mal exprimée. Le vendeur n'avait pas compris ma requête. En revanche j'avais bien raison de demander un remboursement, il était tout à fait justifié. Après sa réplique, j'ai explosé de rire, ca a détendu les choses, nous avons repris la discussion sur un ton beaucoup plus calme et chacun a eu ce qu'il voulait. Le vendeur était vraiment fier de sa répartie, et il y avait de quoi ! Tout est bien qui finit bien :)
By VDM9278 - 03/12/2011 12:52 - France
By Fatlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By mybabyblues - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
Allo! Nan c'est pas sorti de Samantha Oops ni d'une ancienne VDM, et honnêtement je ne suis pas étonné que ça soit déjà arrivé avant et qu'il y ait déjà eut une VDM similaire! C'est pas ma coloc qui a choisi le nom "Jésus", elle l'a récupéré d'une connaissance. Pis honnêtement je suis pas choqué, moi ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose parce que justement ça provoque des situations cocasses :) Tout cas, Jésus est finalement rentré à la maison, plus qu'à espérer que y'aura pas trop de pèlerins ;)