Le déni
By Vent74 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Vent74 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Talis - 19/07/2011 15:42 - France
By Anonyme - 19/07/2011 15:55 - France
By picole - 20/07/2011 10:29 - France
By frisonlg - 22/07/2011 19:49 - France
By Alidea - 23/07/2011 14:28
Bah pour moi, utiliser mon cerveau quand je stresse me permet de me concentrer sur autre chose =) Mais j'ai survécu ;)
By Ouiski-bar - 23/07/2011 15:21 - Espagne
By sloop - 01/08/2011 14:41 - États-Unis
By Anonyme - 02/08/2011 14:22 - France
By Username - 02/08/2014 14:55 - Reserved
By scott - 04/08/2011 09:26 - France
By indeed - 04/08/2011 20:19 - Maroc
By jusquela... - 27/09/2009 14:11
By jacques-35 - 29/09/2009 07:13
En fait, c'est moi qui l'ai découvert avec ma webcam car je la soupçonnais, mais j'ai eu la connerie de vouloir les surprendre et non de préparer une bonne petite vengeance. Comme mon patron n'était pas là (soi-disant en congrès) j'ai pu rentrer plus tôt, un jour, sans me faire arrêter et il s'est tiré en vitesse avant d'avoir eu à me parler. J'ai quitté ma femme et cherche un boulot avant de le quitter.
By Mammie - 30/09/2009 09:32
By LaLegiste - 02/10/2009 15:22
By SisterBoulet - 05/10/2009 17:45
By AL - 18/10/2009 22:36
By Pistache - 19/10/2009 08:35
By meuf007 - 20/10/2009 21:48
« Etonnamment », je n’ai pas très envie qu’elle soit illustrée… Nous avons pu modifier -en catastrophe- notre nom pour mettre à la place : « Les mangeurs 2 » ; on n’a pas pris le temps de fignoler, je suppose que vous comprenez ! Réponses en vrac aux commentaires du dessus : - Il n’y avait personne de ma propre famille en tout cas. - J’étais la seule fille dans l’équipe. Mais ‘mangeuses’ aurait été mieux, car le dernier mot aurait été ‘bi’… - dans le pilotage, ‘mangeur de bitume’ n’a pas la même connotation que ‘se manger le bitume’ - je suis souvent la seule fille dans une course, et lorsque ce n’est pas le cas, je suis toujours la meilleure (et parfois, sur la plus haute marche du podium). - je n’ai pas l’habitude de dire ‘bitume’ à l’oral (ni de l’entendre d’ailleurs), donc entendre cette abréviation… (peut-être que c’est connu chez les personnes qui construisent des routes ?) C’est ma première VDM postée, je vais peut-être en proposer une autre… *cherche dans ses souvenirs*