Il faut que tu respires
By Anonyme - 17/01/2012 00:13 - France
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By Anonyme - 17/01/2012 00:13 - France
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By tybalte - 21/11/2012 18:08 - France - Palluau
Bonjour à tous! je ne voudrais choquer personne^^, évidemment j'ai dit un bébé pour mon anniversaire pour lui faire comprendre mon désir d'enfant! je vais pas calculer les dates ^^. Pour la question des âges je vais avoir 25ans et lui 27.
By Anonyme - 01/01/2013 14:16 - Canada - Montreal
By Poly24 - 02/01/2013 10:40 - France - Saint Denis
Bonjour tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et déjà, je vous remercie de l'avoir validée ! Pour répondre à vos questions, ma fille n'a pas entendu ce genre de choses à la maison car avec son papa on fait attention à notre langage... Sûrement à la télé même si je fais attention à ce quelle regarde, je ne peux pas lui boucher les oreilles dès que quelqu'un aborde ce sujet... Je lui ai parlé et demandé ce qu'elle voulait dire par "couché ensemble" et, bien heureusement, elle ne sait pas vraiment ! Donc je lui ai expliqué qu'il fallait éviter de parler de ça et que ce n'était pas de son âge. Voilà ! =)
By Anonyme - 02/01/2013 11:15 - France - Chaville
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By lodiie24 - 22/02/2013 08:52 - Suisse - Neuchatel
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) Alors pour vous expliquer un peu le contexte : ma maman a fait ça pour mes 20 ans. J'ai bien ri en voyant certaines photos et c'est vrai que quand je suis allée dans les toilettes, je ne pensais pas vraiment qu'elle en avait mis une de moi sur le trône... Ça m'a plus faire rire qu'autre chose, parce que j'étais petite et y'a pire comme photo :) et du coup ça m'a pas dérangé d'amener mon copain et mes amis chez moi ! Sinon pour répondre à certains, dans ma chambre c'en était une où j'étais dans mon lit avec pleins de peluches, rien de sexuel ;)
By Ouille - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Besan
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By lagomorphe - 13/03/2013 09:03 - Belgique - Brussels
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !