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By chateurton - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Deuil-la-barre
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By chateurton - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Deuil-la-barre
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By Erf - 02/07/2012 22:53 - France - Paris
By Haena - 03/07/2012 09:54 - France - Saint-raphaël
By Digou - 04/07/2012 16:29 - France - Franconville
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !
By . - 24/07/2012 22:37 - France - Pignans
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Merci les gens d'aimer ma VDM et de compatir ! Bon je vous avoue que mon job d'été en a pris un sacré coup...
By EvilCat - 09/09/2012 11:18 - France - Dettwiller
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondoufle
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By 3s - 12/09/2012 06:14 - France - Vend
A priori ça n'a pas l'air de lui faire mal. A chaque fois je me dépêche de le délivrer craignant qu'il ne se fasse mal mais non..... Il est juste énervé d'être bloqué ainsi avec un aspirateur scotché au derrière!
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. :D Je tiens à préciser certaines choses. Premièrement, sa sonnerie fait TUTULATUTUTU pour être plus précise. Deuxièmement, lorsque je dis que je me suis absenter pour aller aux toilettes, ce n'était pas pour faire pipi-caca comme certains le pensaient. :) Je me suis absenter là, pour pouvoir rédiger calmement mon SMS. Je me suis regardé dans la glace et je me suis dis "je le fais ou je le fais pas? Bon, aller gooo, tu le fais!". Après avoir envoyé le sms j'ai attendu 4 minutes pour être exact. Ce qui m'a paru être une éééternité à vrai dire! (Je n'ai pas la possibilité de recevoir des d'accusés de réception sur mon téléphone". Puis je suis revenu, je me suis assise à côté de lui. Il me regarde et souris bêtement. Je me suis dis "YEEEEEEEEEES, c'est gagné". Puis avant même de ne pouvoir dire un mot: TUTULATUTUTUUU. "Euh... Tu m'as envoyé un sms?". Je me suis dis "Eh m*rde". Et là c'est moi qui ait sourit bêtement. Il a lu le sms à haute voix, sous mes yeux. J'avoue que là, je me suis senti assez c*n et l'idée me paraissait stupide. Il a rigolé... Beauuucoup rigolé... Et il m'a dit "mais bien sûr que je reste ici. Par contre, tu as pris l'initiative de m'inviter, l'initiative de m'envoyer ce sms. Et mon rôle de gentleman alors?" Et il m'a embrassé. :) Je tiens à préciser aussi que cette histoire s'est passée il y a 1 an, 1 mois et des poussières et que depuis, nous sommes toujours en couple. Et on en rigole encore. :)