By mini-moy - 25/10/2015 11:16 - France
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Bonjour à tous je suis l'auteure de cette VDM je viens de créer un compte pour pouvoir vous écrire. Déjà je suis trop contente que ma VDM sois publiée. Merci à tous pour vos gentils messages de condoléances et pour les autres sachez que vous m'avez bien fais rire avec vos commentaires j'ai le sourire pour toute la journée!!! Pour vous apporter quelques précisions, c'était la première fois que je voyais l'urne de mon grand-père donc j'étais très émue ce qui explique sans doute mon étourderie. Une fois mon recueillement fini mes proches autour de moi m'ont effectivement avoué que c'était pas l'urne mais un simple vase. Donc imaginez mon moment de solitude mais je peux vous dire que ce moment qui devais être triste s'est transformé en un gros moment de fou rire pour tout le monde!
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By saturnin - 13/09/2011 20:18 - Reserved
Bonjour tout le monde !! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! En fait cette histoire s'est passé au changement d'heure d'été (on devait avancer d'une heure) Alors au final il était 5h parce que j'avais changé l'heure de mon portable mais lui aussi s'est mis à jour automatiquement donc au lieu d'avancer d'une heure il a avancé de deux heures (donc 6h au lieu de 5), et je savais plus si j'avais changé l'heure de ma montre (à 5h du mat' on n'a pas les idées claires ^^), et je ne savais pas non plus si mon radio-réveil changeait d'heure automatiquement ou pas ! Bref, sur le coup j'étais un peu perdue pour savoir lequel disait la vérité ;) Heureusement j'avais mon ordinateur portable dans ma chambre (vive la technologie!) et je suis allée sur internet pour avoir l'heure atomique ;) (mon téléphone portable étant une antiquité sans internet!) Donc finalement c'était bien ma montre qui était à l'heure (que j'avais dû changer la veille), mon radio-réveil était à l'heure d'hiver, et mon portable était en avance ! Donc nickel, j'étais à l'heure pour ma compet' ;)