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By Arick - 21/11/2015 22:26 - Royaume-Uni - London
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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See, one of you was right.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By Arick - 21/11/2015 22:26 - Royaume-Uni - London
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By Superman - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By Anonyme - 10/07/2011 05:21 - États-Unis
By Elpadre - 10/07/2011 11:25 - France
By Nathou333 - 10/07/2011 12:56 - France
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By rocker91 - 10/07/2011 22:08 - France
quand je dis qu'on a passé la nuit ensemble, je veux dire dans le même lit, je vais pas vous faire un dessin ... a ce moment la elle avait pas de mec, apres on est resté en contact (sms, facebook) et y avait pas d'ambiguité quand au motif de ma venue ... bon après comme je suis un mec cool ça c'est plutot bien passé et on est de bons amis mais sur le coup j'avais bien les boules quand même ... c'est la (ma) vie (de merde)
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je tiens à réagir à certains commentaires : -Je trouve cette anecdote marrante, mais elle ne remet pas du tout en question mon copain ni son amour pour moi. Cela fait plus de 3 ans que nous sommes ensemble, et c'est l'homme de ma vie. Il est vraiment super. Je ne lui en veux pas pour cet "oubli", même si j'étais extrêmement surprise -C'était une déclaration "dissimulée" dans un texte poétique qu'il avait rédigé sur l'ordi. Pour certains ce n'est pas une "vraie" déclaration. Je ne suis pas d'accord, c'est le plus beau texte qu'on m'ait jamais écrit. -NON il n'a pas trouvé ça sur internet, celà vient totalement de lui et il n'y a aucun doute là dessus. Après, qu'il ne s'en soit pas souvenu, bon. La mémoire nous joue parfois des tours, c'est pardonnable ;)