By getrude - 20/02/2011 17:37 - France
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Bienvenue sur mon profil, qui, soit dit en passant ne sert pas à grand chose, vu que je n'ai pas vraiment beaucoup de contact avec la communauté VDM. °-°
Bref.
Je suis étudiante en informatique depuis cette année, et j'aime a sortir les soirs de pleine lune pour faire le plein de sang pour mon bonheur personnel... Ah? Quoi? Ca vous fais peur? Ah, mince.
Erm. Sinon... Je collectionne les dés, les couteaux aussi. :3
Eh mais, revenez ! Vous ne voulez pas les voir de plus près? °-° Mes lames sont parfaitement affûtées... Elles sont superbes avec des reflets rouges... :3
Sur ce, j'entend mon four qui m'annonce que mes bébés sont cuit a point. A la prochaine par mp si ça vous tente. :3
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Je vais essayer de répondre à tout le monde d'un coup. - Il n'y avait pas que cette raison, ne vous inquiétez pas, mais elle en faisait largement partie. - Je ne me fie plus trop au destin, si à chaque signe bizarre j'avais décidé en fonction de ça, ma vie aurait été un sacré bordel croyez-moi. - Enfin, aucune chance pour qu'on se remette ensemble, je trouvais juste ça marrant de partager cette petite anecdote, si le malheur des uns peut faire sourire les autres alors à la bonne heure! (Ah oui et c'est une fille, pas un mec, désolée de vous décevoir dans vos pronostics mais au moins ça supprime les froids qu'il y'a pu avoir dans vos commentaires les uns envers les autres ^^.)
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Après une petite relecture des coms: la VDM a été corrigé, j'avais spécifié que la petite ne devait pas excéder trois ans, donc je ne pense pas qu'elle ait vraiment eu conscience de la mort du pigeon (même si j'ai bien l'hypothèse du pigeon qui fait une blague :D ), et c'est une VDM: pour le pigeon, le bus, la petite (plus tard quand on racontera ça à son premier copain X) ), ceux qui attendaient le bus, et ceux qui vont devoir subir la "génération sado" (dixit je sais plus qui.... Désolé, j'ai pas retrouvé les post :/)... Puis pas choqué, juste amusé par la réaction de la gamine :D
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By anonyme - 15/05/2011 08:03 - France
Comme j'en ai l'opportunité, je vais préciser pour ne pas passer pour un monstre (ce n'est pas facile de tout dire en 300 caractères). ^^ En fait, je cherchais le tube de dentifrice et, ne le trouvant pas sur l'évier, je lui aie demandé où il était. Elle m'a donc montré le carton encore fermé et, devant mon incontrôlable moue dubitative, j'ai eu droit à ses explications plus ou moins douteuses... Non, je ne suis pas arrivée en criant "Hé, la belle-doch, tu sortirais pas ta brosse à dent des cartons histoire de rafraîchir tout ça!". ;)