By Anonyme - 10/12/2011 07:59 - France
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Bienvenue sur mon profil, qui, soit dit en passant ne sert pas à grand chose, vu que je n'ai pas vraiment beaucoup de contact avec la communauté VDM. °-°
Bref.
Je suis étudiante en informatique depuis cette année, et j'aime a sortir les soirs de pleine lune pour faire le plein de sang pour mon bonheur personnel... Ah? Quoi? Ca vous fais peur? Ah, mince.
Erm. Sinon... Je collectionne les dés, les couteaux aussi. :3
Eh mais, revenez ! Vous ne voulez pas les voir de plus près? °-° Mes lames sont parfaitement affûtées... Elles sont superbes avec des reflets rouges... :3
Sur ce, j'entend mon four qui m'annonce que mes bébés sont cuit a point. A la prochaine par mp si ça vous tente. :3
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