By 191108 - 02/12/2012 17:52 - France - Le Grand-quevilly
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Free Britney!
By BBShah - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Alorsondanse - 03/12/2012 18:06 - France - Malissard
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Waou ! Ma VDM a été publiée !!! Je ne m'y attendais pas, un grand merci ! (Oui, je suis l'auteurE) Je dois donc apporter quelques précisions : C'était l'heure de pointe, du coup le tram s'apparentait à une boite à sardines. Je suis assez maladroite de nature et dès qu'une gaffe est à faire, c'est pour moi ! J'ai donc malencontreusement marché sur le pied de ce pauvre homme (qui me fait bien de la peine à moi aussi, je ne suis pas une vilaine sans coeur ;) ). Tout le monde s'est tourné vers nous et beaucoup ont eu la même réaction que moi : rester bouche bée. Je suis devenue rouge de honte ! Bien sur, je ne savais plus ou me mettre, à tel point que je suis sortie à l'arrêt d'après pour attendre le prochain. Une chose est sure, je ferais attention où je mets mes pieds la prochaine fois !
By Minau - 04/12/2012 06:21 - France
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Cette VDM date de l'année dernière quand j'ai quitté ma famille pour aller faire mon BTS à Paris (depuis je suis revenue dans ma famille) J'étais loin de tous mes proches, je demandais à chaque fois de l'argent à mes parents et pendant 6 mois j'ai voulu me débrouiller seule, je gagnais pas grand chose mais ça me suffisait jusqu'au jour ou ça ne suffisait plus pour diverses raisons ! (J'ai un iphone pour les personnes qui ont dit : "ils ont des iPhones des vêtements de marque mais pas d'argent pour manger", je vais raconter ma vie mais bon, l'iPhone était a mon frère mais il me l'a donné car il n'en avait plus besoin) Pour le mec, j'ai plein de raisons de le détester, je n'abuse pas de sa gentillesse d'ailleurs, il n'est pas si gentil que ça, c'est une "racaille" tout ce que je n'aime pas, il se la pète, il fait plein de conneries, se croit le plus beau de la terre, il est horrible avec les gens mais avec moi je dois l'avouer qu'il est plutôt sympa mais ça n'empêche pas qu'il est horrible à côté et que je déteste ça ! Voilà ma vie ! Maintenant je suis revenue chez mes parents loin de Paris, et happy ending :D
By Anonyme - 06/12/2012 21:38 - France - Clichy
By schnaps - 10/12/2012 11:41 - France - Grasse
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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM !! En fait, mon chéri ne danse jamais, il a vraiment horreur de ca ! Si un jour il se lance dans sa demande, on sera obligé de prendre des cours de danse. Par contre, dans un mariage, il n'y a pas que l'ouverture de bal où l'on danse, pendant toute la soirée aussi, et la, cela pose un gros problème aussi pour lui ! En fait, il aimerai se marier a Las Vegas sans personne mais il est vrai que je préfère un mariage traditionnel :) En fait, il se prépare psychologiquement ^^
By hyug - 16/12/2012 16:09 - France - Avranches
Tu fais quoi, là ?
By tatoum - 20/12/2012 14:39 - France - Malakoff
By Jlpc - 23/12/2012 23:20 - France - Ormesson-sur-marne
By Zizoumicmac91 - 26/12/2012 12:38 - France - Athis-mons
Drapeau rouge
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
Euh, merci…
By MainDroite - 27/12/2012 21:25 - France - Douchy-les-mines
By Cafard-Man - 30/12/2012 14:57 - France - Lyon
By MasamiKyu - 31/12/2012 23:15 - France
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Une VDM publié, finalement c'est un bon nouvel an! *.* merci à tout le monde, ça fait plaisir! J'me sens moins seule! :3
By Sam - 01/01/2013 08:50 - France
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Rance
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Pignan
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By LaViergeMarie - 26/02/2013 16:38 - France - Paris
Il est 3h30 du matin, ma voisine vient juste de couper la musique. J'hésitais, mais maintenant j'en suis certaine : je préférais encore ses cris ! Si on observe une hausse impromptue du chiffre d'affaire de boules quies, j'ai l'explication...