jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
zskyar
Mr 28 years-old Single
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Houston, United States
Nice seeing you
Today, I met my birth father for the first time. The first thing he told me was that if I ever get arrested, I should give him a call so his guys on the inside can look after me. I don't think there's going to be a second meeting. FML