Spéléologue amateur
By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 16:00
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 16:00
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By Anonymous - 18/02/2019 10:25
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Je l'ai écrit après avoir un peu bu, quelle surprise de la voir publiée ! Vos commentaires m'ont fait bien rire et m'ont redonnée le sourire, internet n'est pas si méchant :) Mon mari n'est pas très fort pour comprendre les expressions du visage. Il faudrait plutôt lui dire clairement les choses mais j'ai bien rigolé quand il m'a sorti ça car ça venait de nulle part !
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By Chacha - 03/12/2018 16:00 - France
Bonsoir, je suis l’auteur de la vdm. Cette histoire s’est passée il y a quelque temps déjà... elle me soupçonnait de la tromper car les dernières semaines de notre relation j’étais soit très souvent absent, soit tout le temps sur mon téléphone et je ne lui parlais presque pas, suite à des problèmes professionnels. Elle pétait les câbles et comme j'en avais marre , je l’ai priée de s'en aller. Le surlendemain elle m’a vu avec une amie et c’est l’étincelle qui l’a fait exploser... par chance , c’était une peinture acrylique, j’ai nettoyé un trou pour voir à travers le pare-brise et foncé à une station de lavage, puis direct chez mon carrossier qui était mort de rire... un bon nettoyage , plus polissage et peinture du coffre. Non je n’ai pas porté plainte , si j’étais un peu moins introverti et avais plus communiqué, elle ne se serait sans doute pas imaginé n’importe quoi ...