By put_s_in - 06/05/2008 13:47
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Ça glisse
By lageste - 09/05/2008 19:49
By givetogod - 08/06/2008 09:45
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Heu, je sais pas si c'est une expression québécoise. En tous cas c'est qu'elle a dit et ça venait du cœur... elle devrait le déposer d'ailleurs... ; ) moi je connais pas toute les expressions de Paris et encore moins celles de toute la France... J'ai rien contre son accent bien au contraire c'était le côté un peu cru que j'ai eu du mal à gérer voire qui m'a tout gâché... ; ) VDM
Shankar aussi
By ravi - 09/06/2008 18:38
By patty - 14/06/2008 12:44
By Syneyade - 09/07/2008 20:42
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#27 Sur le coup j'ai pas compris ce qu'elle voulait, ensuite j'ai explosé de rire et je lui ai demandé ce qu'elle comptait en faire et au moment où elle allait me répondre, mon chef de rayon est arrivé pour me dire d'aller chercher ce que voulait la dame et plus vite que ça. Vous vous doutez bien que si je bosse dans un supermarché c'est que j'ai besoin de fric, résultat j'ai bien été obligée d'y aller.
Danse de la séduction
By Juliette - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By pweet - 19/08/2008 18:09
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Ça me fait plaisir que vous vous soyez bien marré sur ma VDM. Y'a 5 minutes y'a encore un autre mec qui vient de sonner - oui ? - bah tiens ça, la porte elle parle - non monsieur c'est MONSIEUR PORTE - (éclats de rire) Je lui ai quand même ouvert à ce mec complètement bourré... J'espère que c'est pas lié avec les récents cambriolages dans mon immeuble...
By magali - 04/09/2008 17:34
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Je me suis dit "wahou trop bien cette boulangerie, ils sont trop généreux, je reviendrai !" Sinon je n'ai mangé qu'un chocolat, qui était fort délicieux, et je suis repartie, penaude, la tête baissée, ma baguette à la main avant de bien rire dans ma voiture !!
By lenny - 07/09/2008 11:04
By h220 - 18/09/2008 14:20
KFC
By BOBYEWING - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By le barbare - 06/10/2008 15:07
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Clair que maintenant je passe pour un cornichon et pas parce que je suis à croquer... snif.
By jay ze punk - 11/10/2008 09:55
Manigances
By likefuture - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By lolove - 20/10/2008 15:31
Astuce mémorable
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By espylone - 01/11/2008 13:37
Je suis bien mort de rire des commentaires... c'est pas un fake, c'était bien mon doigt et pour info, depuis cette histoire, il a appris à s'occuper de son cucul tout seul... et tant pis pour les traces de pneus qu'il laisse maintenant dans son slip...