Panique
By impala - 17/09/2012 20:20 - France - Malakoff
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Bonjour à tous ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Enfin, l'auteur... En fait, je suis plutôt la personne à qui cette anecdote est arrivée, et ma meilleure amie s'est chargée de la publier :) ! Bref, je me suis spécialement créé un compte pour pouvoir apporter plus de précisions. Voilà, c'était en soirée, et je prenais le RER pour rentrer chez moi. Jusque-là, tout va bien. Puis, un homme (déjà saoûl) est rentré, une bouteille d'alcool à la main, et dans l'autre, le fameux paquet de Petit beurre. Il s'est assis à côté de moi, et a commencé à ouvrir son paquet... Et à manger le carton, le plastique, etc. En même temps, il a vaguement essayé de s'adresser à moi. J'avoue, je n'ai rien compris. Sur le moment, c'était assez effrayant ! Bon, une fois rentrée chez moi, ça m'a bien fait rire et la petite anecdote a beaucoup amusé mon entourage. Finalement, j'aime bien quand ce genre d'histoires m'arrive, ça me fait toujours quelque chose de divertissant à raconter. Au passage, vos commentaires m'ont bien amusée. Pour répondre à certains, effectivement, cette VDM ne concerne pas moi, c'est vrai. Mais comme d'autres l'ont souligné, VDM est un site pour partager des anecdotes amusantes ! Donc, je suis contente d'avoir pu partager avec vous cette histoire. ^^ Sur ce, je vous souhaite à tous une bonne journée (et plein de petites frayeurs dans les transports) !
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Bonjour a tous! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je remercie l'équipe VDM de l'avoir publié et merci a ceux qui ont commenté. Effectivement ,cette histoire m'est arrivée il y a une année et demi de cela à l'aéroport Pearson à Toronto. Je répondrais a ceux qui auront des questions a me poser. Merci et bonne journée a tous!