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  • 30 years-old
  • Saturday 17 February 1996
  • Single

About Blackdarken

"Il n'y a qu'une erreur innée : celle qui consiste à croire que nous existons pour être heureux "

Schopenhauer

Hey personne qui visite mon profil ?

Si toi aussi tu adores les séries ( j'en regarde quand même 44 ?) , les livres , la musique ( malheureusement je chante comme une casserole ?) , danser , rire , débattre sur des sujets absurdes alors on va s'entendre . ?

Je ne peux pas vivre sans pizza ni soleil ?


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badluckbonjour 18

Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM! :D Vos commentaires m'on bien fait rire! Pour ceux que ça intéresse, cette anecdote est arrivée quand je vivais à l'étranger. J'avais rencontré le jeune homme en question en boite mais il ne vivait pas dans la même ville. On est quand même resté en contact et quand il est revenu dans ma ville on en a profité pour se revoir. Alors pour ceux qui pensent que mon coloc est gay ou qu'il avait des vues sur moi, je peux vous confirmer que non, en effet sa copine vivait aussi avec nous ;) C'est juste que mon coloc se plaignait toujours de n'avoir personne avec qui jouer (et oui nous les filles c'est pas vraiment notre truc) et que le garçon que j'ai ramené était brésilien donc comme mon coloc me l'a fait remarquer plus tard "désolé mais jouer à FIFA contre un brésilien ça arrive pas tous les jours donc je pouvais pas passer à coté de l'occasion!" (ils ont fait match nul soit dit-en passant). Pour ceux qui demandent, bien sur que je ramène des gens chez moi quand mes colocs sont là (ils sont du genre ermite donc ma vie sexuelle serait inexistante si je devais attendre leur absence) et comme il a été dit, je paye mon loyer donc je fais ce que je veux chez moi. Enfin j'avais quand même prié sur le chemin du retour pour qu'ils soient couchés (ma chambre donnant directement sur le salon je n'aurai de toute façon rien pu faire en les sachant juste à côté) mais non. La suite: on a attendu patiemment dans la cuisine avec mon autre coloc (la copine du gamer) maudissant les garçons et leurs jeux vidéos. Quand ils ont eu fini leur partie on est parti se coucher et j'ai aussi eu droit à ma partie de plaisir ;) Mon excitation était un peu retombée mais je dois dire qu'il a su me montrer qu'il n'était pas seulement habile aux jeux vidéos ;) Voilà, j'espère vous avoir éclairé un peu plus! :)