Finalement…
By caroline - 02/02/2011 18:49 - France
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bonjour ! je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Déjà merci de m'avoir validée et ensuite voilà plus de précisions : je ne dormais pas seins nus, heureusement, j'avais un T-shirt assez épais ^^ d'ailleurs techniquement, elle tetait le t-shirt, pas moi, mais elle me faisait mal avec ses pattes à force de me pétrir le sein. Pour ceux et celles qui tiquent sur le fait que j'ai écrit "chat" au lieu de "chaton" effectivement, ce n'est plus un chaton, mon chat à bientôt 4ans. elle tête un peu tout et n'importe quoi. Elle a été trouvée dans la rue alors qu'elle avait à peine 1mois, y a malheureusement des gens qui ne veulent pas s'occuper de chatons mais qui ne veulent pas non plus stériliser leurs chats. Du coup elle a forcément des réflexes de chaton puisque sevrée beaucoup beaucoup trop tôt. Sinon elle va bien et mon sein aussi !
By Drey - 12/05/2014 10:19 - France - M
Rhah génial, je la voulais publiée celle-là. Mes p'**** cons, heu élèves, m'en ont fait voir des vertes et des trop mures, mais c'est vraiment la première fois qu'il y en a un qui arrive à me filer un fou rire en classe ! Le plus drôle c'est quand il a cité les fruits et légumes - courgettes et bananes ça va de soi, mais il a également proposé la technique consistant à faire un trou dans une pastèque... Je vous laisse deviner la suite ;-) Je m'étonne de ne pas voir de commentaires de sa part... Tu n'assumes pas ???
By Madame_Kaku - 24/07/2014 10:47 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Ma VDM a été acceptée, je peux mourir en paix ;; Pour faire simple, je promenais tranquillement ma chienne dans la forêt du camping où je suis, et comme j'ai entendu un bruit style branché qui craque, j'ai regardé vers l'intérieur des bois et j'ai vu le type accroupi qui faisait son caca tranquillement, et le chien à côté qui attendait... haha... mon Dieu xD
Je ne suis pas en manque pourtant lol mais j'avoue que j'étais mal à l'aise. J'ai payé par chèque parce que elle n'a pas de TPE. Et c'est ce prix-là parce que j'ai fait une coupe avec extention et un lissage.