À table !
By AlcooliqueAnonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By AlcooliqueAnonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By milix - 26/05/2012 18:06 - France - Bourg-en-bresse
By John - 29/05/2012 09:10 - France
By Anonyme - 29/05/2012 22:54 - France - Yzernay
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By DesperateMother - 02/06/2012 12:27 - France - Gueberschwihr
By Anonyme - 11/06/2012 19:38 - France - Bordeaux
By 23secondes - 14/06/2012 22:29 - France - Saint-germain-l
By mellemira - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Rennes
By Smile57 - 18/06/2012 16:13 - France - Thionville
By zethlan - 19/06/2012 23:36 - France
By jujulovepatate - 23/06/2012 15:31 - France - Pibrac
By AmyGraveless - 25/06/2012 10:33 - France - Tournon-sur-rh
By Sprawl - 26/06/2012 16:32 - France - Orl
Il faut resituer cette petite histoire dans son contexte ;). Le but n'était pas de réciter bêtement mes cours d'Histoire-Géo, mais de trouver des références dans le quotidien, comme par exemple l'Euro 2012, qui me remettait en mémoire mes cours sur l'Europe... C'était un jeu entre ma mère et moi, pour se taquiner, et rire, rien de plus (pas de méchanceté gratuite, et certainement pas pour me la "péter"). Tout était prétexte pour trouver une référence, et même ma mère s'est prise au jeu (elle-même cherchait). Mais c'est vrai que je l'ai bien mérité ! Mon frère a lancé au bon moment son "Alors ta gueule". Et c'est vrai que ça m'a bien fait rire : je ne l'ai pas mal pris du tout. Enfin voilà, c'était juste des taquineries en famille, rien de méchant. Et j'avoue que c'était mérité, mais ça m'a tellement fait rire, que j'ai voulu partager ! Alors évidemment, je partage tous vos TLBM ;) PS : Bluetokimi (#157), c'est tout à fait ça ! J'approuve également les commentaires de ceux qui ont écrit que l'Histoire c'est chiant, et que par conséquent je devais me la fermer : c'est vrai que c'est chiant ! (Maintenant, je suis libérée)
By max2567 - 28/06/2012 15:14 - France - Malakoff
By cassenoix - 30/06/2012 11:04 - France - Louviers
By Naulwenn - 01/07/2012 20:39
By Anonyme - 02/07/2012 22:09 - France - Cormeilles-en-parisis
By bob - 03/07/2014 15:27 - France
By Braco - 04/07/2012 07:16 - France - Lyon
Inutile de crier au fake ! Je suis l'auteure, et bien que la ressemblance avec Garfield est frappante, je vous assure que je me fait réveiller comme ça régulièrement. Justement parce que je ne veux pas lui faire ses quatre volontés (soit lui ouvrir la porte, lui donner à manger ...). On a beau dire, ils sont pas cons ces chats !