By Poulette_Nuggets - 20/01/2013 13:26 - France - Septeuil
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Bonsoir, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Déjà, je voulais dire que je suis contente d'avoir pu ajouter ma première pierre à l'édifice sur le site VDM, parce que c'est comme même un site bien chouette ou l'on peut rigoler des malheurs des autres quoique aujourd'hui c'est à votre tour de rigoler du mien. Bref, je tiens à rajouter quelques préçisions pour ceux qui crient au "FAKE": -Mon portable est 24h/24h, 7j/7j en mode vibreur/silençieux mais malheureusement, j'ai l'oreille fine ._. -J'ai commandé auprès d'un traiteur, peut-être qu'il travaille tôt et qu'il ne s'est pas rendu compte de l'heure ou encore le réseau, après tout je ne sais pas comment il s'est débrouillé, mais j'ai bel et bien reçu un SMS à 5 heure du matin, croyez-le ou non. Enfin, je vous souhaite à tous de ne pas être réveillé en plein sommeil ( le mien étant réparateur ) pour une histoire de bouffe, de chat, de bébé, de portable, etc. Bisou !! :D
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Bien le Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ;) Alors non, mes amis ne sont pas irresponsables, ils m'ont donné toutes les infos qu'il fallait pour que je m'en occupe bien, et celui d'où provient l'idée a lui même des poules donc... Ensuite ils m'ont donné l'adresse de l'éleveur où ils l'avaient prise, et je peux aller la rendre si je veux :) Alors on se calme !