Les aléas du métro
By MrTheoddmen - 11/03/2012 16:49 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By MrTheoddmen - 11/03/2012 16:49 - France
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By chacha_o - 12/06/2012 18:20 - France - Paris
Oui ! surtout VDM à la personne qui l'a perdu, parce que je l'ai vu courir et perdre son "papier" je pensais que c'était un vieux ticket de caisse un truc dans le genre..
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By LooK At ThiS - 10/07/2012 15:58 - France - Cournonterral
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Quelques petites précisions. Je travaille dans une entreprise très très masculine et il y a un mois cette collègue est arrivée. Elle est vraiment sublime et tous les collègues se sont mis à baver. Un pari a été lancé : "le premier qui arrive à ses fins avec elle", avec un gros pot à la clé (350 euros)! Je sais c'est moche et vraiment con... Donc voila pour gagner j'ai tenté un petit mensonge. Elle en a eu vent, car mes collègues ont voulu vérifier l'info. Du coup même si je me suis tapé la honte de ma vie à la pause café, tout le monde croit que j'ai couché avec elle et j'ai gagné! YOUPI !!! Maintenant pour être correct, je suis allé dans son bureau lui expliquer le fin mot de l'histoire. Ca l'a fait fait beaucoup rire. On a décidé d'un accord commun de garder l'argent et de se payer un bon restau gastronomique! Voila