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By Etiennec27 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Évreux
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Je me suis rendu compte que mon monologue sur les vaches marines était nul mais... Le ridicule ne tue pas ;)
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Jona
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Bonjour. Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. En effet, c'est plutôt celle de Marion d'ailleurs. Je lui ai vraiment tout pris. En fait si je suis engagé à sa place c'est une question de tâches que je peux effectuer et pas elle (diplôme et compétences requises sans rentrer dans les détails). En réalité quand le boss a sorti la phrase en question c'était pour un sujet anodin et pas un "dossier délicat" mais il faut bien embellir pour qu'une VDM passe. C'est alors que Marion m'a dit "ca c'est une VDM!" J'ai donc décidé de rédiger cela. Merci de l'avoir lu et commenté. Et vive les VDM que je lis beaucoup trop souvent.