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FLIPmcCOOL · 15 May 2014, 22:57 ·Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy

Split second

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

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clueless · This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff ·Irvine, United States

Don't be this guy!

Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say, "Nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. It took me three months to figure that out. FML

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