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By Papillon - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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Je suis le caissier en question. En réalité, j'avais dit ça sur un ton amical et pas du tout moqueur, histoire de faire la conversation, quoi. J'ai un Master 2 en droit et je suis a l'école du barreau, je suis caissier le week-end pour payer mes études. Je ne lui ai pas dit, car je ne voulais pas blesser ma collègue qui, elle, est caissière à plein temps et à durée indéterminée. Cependant je comprends le point des vues des gens qui disent que je n'aurais pas du juger le produit. Il est en réalité vraiment difficile de gérer les sensibilités qui varient complètement d'un client à l'autre. Le problème, c'est que la plupart des clients, eux, ne se soucient rarement de l'être humain qu'il y a derrière le caissier. Et ce type de réflexions, même si celle là était drôle et que je lui avais tendu une sacrée perche, sont nombreuses, quotidiennes et souvent bien plus cassantes.