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By marina - 11/04/2013 08:03 - France - Macheren
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By marina - 11/04/2013 08:03 - France - Macheren
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By ainexredneb - 03/09/2013 05:37 - Suisse
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je tenais à vous apporter quelques explications. Je ne connaissais pas cette fille. Au début, je ne voyais que mon ex torse nu. Il faisait de temps en temps des petits bruits, ce qui m'a mis la puce à l'oreille. Quand il a fini de me dire qu'il me quittait, il a baissé l'écran de son ordi, croyant sans doute avoir quitté Skype. Et c'est là que j'ai vu la ... fille. Mon ex m'a donc laissée en larmes dans le train pour aller au boulot.
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By lauraoph - 15/10/2013 00:47 - France
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM que j'ai soumise avec mon copain, c'est même lui qui en a eu l'idée. J'y repensais aujourd'hui et comme j'aime souvent avoir les commentaires de l'auteur, je me suis dit que je devrais donner plus d'explications. Cette scène ne s'est jamais vraiment passée, étant donné que nous avons longtemps été en relation (très) longue distance. On était en train de discuter sur skype alors qu'il allait prendre son petit déjeuner, et la discussion a commencé à dériver un peu alors je lui ai dit plus ou moins sérieusement "j'ai envie de tout mettre par terre et de t'allonger sur la table". Oui, je pensais à ce moment là à un grand mouvement de bras pour tout balayer sans trop faire attention à la vaisselle sale ou à la nourriture, désolée pour ceux que ça dérange, mais j'avoue que si j'avais un jour à le faire réellement je pense que j'en serais incapable. Il a tout de même eu un air un peu paniqué et perdu en me répondant "on pourrait au moins mettre le beurre au frigo?", en ajoutant qu'il préférerait TOUT ranger avant de faire des bêtises. Sur le coup ça m'a un peu surpris, il n'est pas maniac, mais maintenant que j'y pense ça ne m'étonne pas de lui. En tout cas ça m'a fait rire et lui aussi, c'est là qu'il a proposé de poster une VDM et on a beaucoup rigolé en la formulant, puis en lisant tout vos commentaires. On a fait les comptes de combien de commentaires sont de son côté et combien du mien, et j'ai le plaisir de vous annoncer qu'actuellement, sur 132 commentaires, je mène de 31 points à 19 (vous êtes tous des coquins!). Ça fait aujourd'hui trois semaines qu'on est de nouveau réunis, et aucun beurre n'a été traumatisé (pour l'instant...)