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By La-Belle - 25/06/2009 11:29
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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By La-Belle - 25/06/2009 11:29
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By Parazar - 18/08/2009 21:31
#15 : Ca aurait pu être plus grave (ça a tapé à côté, mais ça fait mal quand même...) #4, #9 : La guêpe a fini par s'enfuir toute seule comme une grande...
By Inconnue - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By DremIntoX - 01/09/2009 23:12
OUAIIIISSS ! Ma VDM validée ! Alors pour la petit histoire, c'est une copine qui est à l'origine de cette anecdote mais étant donné que sur VDM on ne peut pas écrire "aujourd'hui il est arrivé une VDM à quelqu'un qu'je connais", je l'ai fait passer sous mon pseudo. Alors oui, elle possède une ancienne Golf rouge, et c'est tout à fait légal de prendre des pièces à la casse automobile pour réparer sa propre voiture. Après tout, certains peignent leur voiture dans des tons horrible, pourquoi on ne pourrait pas peindre une porte de chaque couleur ? Voilà voilà !
By Kitten_Love - 09/09/2009 15:49
By Clara - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Oups... - 12/09/2009 12:25
Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).