By Clemeeent - 07/10/2011 19:09 - France
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Alors j'aime le badminton, l'ordinateur, et dormir. Des fois j'apprécie ce que je fais en cours, étudiant en mesures physiques c'est pas forcément la joie. A part ça je fume et je bois, il m'arrive de manger aussi, mais j'évite car j'ai peur de devenir un sac. Sinon j'ecoute du metal/rock et je lis de temps en temps. J'écris également de la poésie a mes heures perdues.
Si ma vie ne t'intéresse pas, passe ton chemin étranger.
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Maltraitance
By myriam - 17/10/2011 00:03 - Reserved
By erulelya - 17/10/2011 01:00 - Suisse
erulelya tells us more.
Tête à coiffer
By VDMambulante - 27/10/2011 08:48
La honte
By pipou94 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Le miroitier - 03/11/2011 10:57 - France
By Anonyme - 03/11/2011 13:17 - France
By Anonyme - 03/11/2011 15:24 - France
By Anonyme - 05/11/2011 16:38 - France
Souvenir
By Anonyme - 05/11/2011 19:22 - France
Position préférée
By LB. - 07/11/2011 08:01 - France
By robho - 08/11/2011 21:49 - Belgique
By Kevin - 23/11/2011 13:46
Pour rire…
By La masse - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Sauveuse - 01/12/2011 05:36 - France
By Doc - 05/12/2011 17:34 - France
By violaine - 10/12/2011 22:02 - France
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C'est pas faux
By antonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
Le gros malaise
By Beely - 27/12/2011 15:55 - France
Le pire (pour le chat) c'est qu'elle avait presque réussi O_o' Le médicament en question était une pâte liquide à injecter dans la gueule à l'aide d'une seringue graduée. Je vous laisse imaginer la scène. Quand au pourquoi elle à confondu les deux orifices, C'est parce que je lui ai expliqué que c'était pour traiter un problème intestinal, elle à pas du se poser plus de questions que ça : "intestin => c'est plus près de l'anus que de la bouche, donc allons y pour le mode suppo" (Évidement, lire un emballage ou une notice c'était au dessus de ses compétences).