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By catman - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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bonjour ! je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Déjà merci de m'avoir validée et ensuite voilà plus de précisions : je ne dormais pas seins nus, heureusement, j'avais un T-shirt assez épais ^^ d'ailleurs techniquement, elle tetait le t-shirt, pas moi, mais elle me faisait mal avec ses pattes à force de me pétrir le sein. Pour ceux et celles qui tiquent sur le fait que j'ai écrit "chat" au lieu de "chaton" effectivement, ce n'est plus un chaton, mon chat à bientôt 4ans. elle tête un peu tout et n'importe quoi. Elle a été trouvée dans la rue alors qu'elle avait à peine 1mois, y a malheureusement des gens qui ne veulent pas s'occuper de chatons mais qui ne veulent pas non plus stériliser leurs chats. Du coup elle a forcément des réflexes de chaton puisque sevrée beaucoup beaucoup trop tôt. Sinon elle va bien et mon sein aussi !
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