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By Anonyme - 18/08/2012 12:54 - France - Sillingy
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By Anonyme - 18/08/2012 12:54 - France - Sillingy
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Je tiens à apporter quelques précision en tant qu'auteur de la VDM. Alors en fait je suis étudiante Erasmus à Oslo en ce moment et j'ai eu le malheur de me lier d'amitié avec une majorité de Polonaises, qui n'ont, comment dire, pas tellement le même rapport à la vodka qu'une pauvre Française que je suis, donc effectivement je reconnais mon erreur ici qui fut de suivre mes amis ! Ensuite, et je fais appel à votre indulgence, ce n'est vraiment pas facile de raconter un évenement en 300 mots, donc les choses ont été un peu différente : déjà, mon alcoolémie, bien que présente, n'a pas été la première cause de ma chute puisque j'ai en fait été la victime d'un " effet domino" dans une boite de nuit, où, suite à un mouvement de foule ( et un sens de l'équilibre altéré cela va sans dire ), les gens tombent, le soucis, c'est que j'ai été la dernière pièce disons nous, et contre des escaliers. D'où le genou bousillé. Ensuite, dire que je n'ai aucun souvenir de ma soirée est en partie faux, simplement, avec l'alcool et l'adrénaline, je ne ressentais la douleur que moindrement le soir même ! Donc, quand le lendemain matin je me suis levée avec une envie préssante, je me suis faite surprendre par la vraie douleur, celle qui rigole pas du tout, en me mettant debout d'un coup, entrainant une perte de connaissance rapide ( l'histoire ne dit pas qu'en tombant je me suis prise ma table de nuit et faite une bosse de la taille d'un oeuf derrière la tête ) . Voila ! mais maintenant je vais mieux, et je suis immobilisée 1 semaine !
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En Australie, les pharmacies ressemblent le plus souvent à un simple comptoir d'où le fait que les trois clients suivants en ont profité, nous avons tous bien ri et j'en ris encore en le racontant... et je vous rassure mon anglais a heureusement bien progressé !