Madame Irma
By Trulife - 27/11/2009 10:48
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By Trulife - 27/11/2009 10:48
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By Alexandraa - 19/03/2010 12:28
Pour ceux qui veulent savoir la suite ou qui n'y croient pas : (c'est la gomme de ma meilleure amie qu'on a volée avec une amie de la classe) En maths ma voisine m'a pris ma gomme pour s'en servir et je voulais qu'elle me la rende et elle m'a dit "non je la garde je te l'ai kidnappée" Puis on s'est pris un fou rire, et elle a dit qu'il fallait qu'on la fasse à qqn de la classe. Du coup comme on avait 2 heures de maths, on s'est dit que si on créait un mot maintenant, on le mettrait dans une trousse pendant la récré juste avant de sortir. Du coup on a écrit un mot en changeant de surligneur pour chaque lettre : "J'ai ta gomme en otage. Si tu veux la revoir un jour, tu dois payer 2 €. T'as pas interet à prevenir les flics." Puis on a pris la gomme de la fille. L'après-midi, on a fait pareil pendant les 2 heures de français, on a crée le mot : "Plus que 2 heures" et on a scotché un bout de la gomme. Le soir, on a pris des photos de la gomme où elle était pendue, avec des epingles ... En train de "souffrir" . Et on lui a envoyé par mail. Puis on lui a rendu aujourd'hui, elle était pendue à un arbre du lycée et elle était toute décapitée . (Lycée Marie Curie, 38) Je pense avoir dit l'essentiel :)
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By Ryudjinn - 12/04/2010 22:17
Ah si si, j'ai de l'humour, j'étais plié en deux quand elle m'a répondu ça. Et en effet, j'ai trouvé ça adorable. Mais c'est tout de même le genre de moment où on se sent un peu seul pendant une seconde et où on se dit "ouais .... nan mais OK, normal ...". Effectivement ça n'a rien d'un drame, mais j'ai eu envie de le partager tout de même.
By maoui - 16/04/2010 07:18
By Ju. - 20/04/2010 14:01
alors pour répondre à quelques questions : 1) je n'ai pas 10 ans.... mais 21 et je suis une fille !! haha ne vous fiez pas à l'illustration 2) je suis allergique à TOUS les fruits et oui je meurs si j'en mange un 3) ma mère m'a bien sûr dit ca sur le ton de l'humour !