By JulioJulio - 06/11/2012 21:27 - France - Saint-amant-de-nou
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Bonjour tout le monde! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM (contente de voir qu'elle a été publiée^^) j'ai survolé un peu les commentaires... Juste pour mettre les choses au clair, il y a 8 étages dans ma fac donc quand on est assez chargé et un peu en retard, l'ascenseur, ça va quand même plus vite que les escaliers :) Quand je suis au troisième étage et que je ne suis pas particulièrement pressée, je ne me précipite pas sur l'ascenseur! Et pour mettre fin au débat sur les personnes en surpoids, je ne suis personnellement pas vraiment dans ce cas, je suis juste dirons-nous dans la moyenne un peu forte de la population, mais rien de 'choquant' a priori! Mais dans ma fac où il y a 75% de filles, très 'bon chic bon genre', l'apparence est essentielle.... et la remarque venait d'une fille maigre comme un clou qui avait visiblement pas du tout envie de se taper l'escalier et que ma remarque avait visiblement agacé parce qu'elle n'avait aucune envie de se dévouer... Et pour la petite histoire, j'ai simplement demandé à la fille si c'était à moi qu'elle s'adressait, elle a marmonné un truc comme quoi c'était 'de l'humour rooooh ça vaaaa' et deux autres filles se sont finalement dévouées pour sortir, ce qui n'a servi à rien puisque l'ascenseur s'est finalement totalement bloqué comme ça arrive parfois, et tout le monde a du monter avec ses petites pattes!
By kamel - 05/12/2012 17:13 - France - Bordeaux
Pour compléter un peu cette VDM, il arrive effectivement que nos chats (presque tout le temps on va dire :o ) se mettent à marcher/courir/sauter sur nous en pleine nuit. A chaque fois que mon conjoint parle pendant son sommeil, c'est souvent pour réprimander les chats (a base de "mais qu'est ce qu'ils font ?!" et de "c'est pas bientôt fini ce bordel ?!"), chose étrange, il le fait toujours quand ceux ci sont calmes et/ou dorment tranquillement. Ceci dit, le coup de l'autoroute, c'était la première fois.