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By minette - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-est
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Bonjour, c'est moi l'auteur, inscrite pour l'occasion^^ J'adore comment à partir de quelques phrases on a tout genre de scénarios. Je vous rassure ma soeur a un coeur et mon père est adorable^^. Je suis d'accord pour ceux qui disent que le deuil peut engendrer des réactions très différentes voire imprévisibles. Bon, cet anectdote s'est passée il y a presque un an et j'y ai repensé en revoyant ma soeur (16 ans, cuisinière en herbe), couper des oignons. C'est une VDM parceque la situation était absurde. Mon cher papa n'a pas du tout mis la pression à ma soeur, mais il était mal, ce n'est pas quelqu'un de très expansif (surtout pour les emotions négatives), donc il ne savait pas trop gerer et ma soeur à pris son attitude sèche et renfermée pour des reproches (probablement parcequ'elle ne savait pas trop ce qu'elle ressentait et aurait préférer pleurer pour de bon). Pour en rassurer certains, elle n'a pas non plus épluché des kilos d'oignons, et le savon, ça reste efficace^^. Et visiblement, on n'est pas des nez dans la famille xD. On en rigole encore. Ma soeur a craqué et a tout dit à Papa le soir même, et il a bien rigolé. On a enchainé sur une vraie discussion sur la mort de Mamie, donc finalement c'était génial pour briser la gène.
By manalis - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
Coucou, c'est l'auteur. Je n'avais pas de compte en postant ma vdm, j'espere que les moderateurs vont voir que c'est la même ip (normalement oui vu que j'ai posté de mon telephone cette vdm et ce commentaire :)) Alors pour ceux qui voudraient savoir, ces "obseques" c'est une ceremonie avec la marche funebre fredonnée par mon mec, puis il a jeté un a un solennellement mes soutifs trop grands a la poubelle. Ensuite petite remarque: dire "etre ceci c'est mieux que cela" c'est ridicule ^^ c'est degrader des gens dans tous les cas, chacun ses gouts :)