By Chuck_le_stupide - 19/09/2012 21:20 - France - Marseille
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By crevettine - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lognes
By BelleDoche - 09/11/2012 14:45 - France - Chelles
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(Je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM) En fait t'as pas tout à fait tort, puisque c'est dans ce sens-là qu'elle l'a dit; elle s'intéressait (elle est décédée depuis, cette anecdote m'est arrivée il y a bientôt 15 ans) au comportement des chats, donc elle a juste dit ça comme elle aurait dit "aux meubles", mais je sais pas, j'aurais préféré :) @Neko42: ça nous a fait beaucoup rire lui et moi, future belle-maman (future-ex, puisque nous avons pris des chemins différents) n'a pas vraiment pas saisi pourquoi, mais comme c'était de toute façon très drôle car spontané, on a laissé tomber les explications. @Celinouche: Oui j'ai tourné ça en "plutôt froide" vu que le nombre de caractères est très limité, mais c'était plutôt quelqu'un de "cash" avec tout le monde, pas méchante, mais pas vraiment chaleureuse, elle n'aimait pas spécialement communiquer en fait... Donc moi ou une autre fille, ça aurait sûrement été pareil :) Sinon il n'y a là aucune stigmatisation des belle-mamans, c'est tout simplement que ce site est là pour raconter les travers de la vie quotidienne, donc forcément les protagonistes ont souvent le mauvais rôle, c'est tout... ma belle-mère actuelle est d'ailleurs tout à fait charmante ! Enfin, jusque-là...
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Calmez-vous, enfin !
By busbus - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Batman01234 - 02/02/2013 11:16 - Nouvelle-Calédonie
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM Alors pour répondre à vos questions, j'ai évidemment été à la rencontre de l'instit le lendemain pour lui expliquer, mais sa note n'a pas beaucoup changé ( D+ ) puisque sa rédaction n'était pas très bonne. Pour ceux qui disent que à 7 ans on ne sait pas écrire, si si, on apprend à écrire en CP, et ma fille est en CE1. Et ceux qui disent qu'en CE1 on ne fait pas de rédaction, la preuve que si, mais eux n'appelle pas ça des rédactions. Et mon chat noir ne m'a jamais porté malheur, ne vous en faites pas, il est même adoré de tout le monde ^^
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By defco - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 04/03/2013 18:29 - France - Gardanne
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By Philou - 28/03/2013 15:48 - France
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By melcmoi - 23/05/2013 11:19 - France - Reims
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Je suis la copine du "geek" et la fille a l'origine de cette VDM. A la vue des nombreux commentaires, je tiens juste a préciser que cette anecdote nous a fait rire, en aucun cas il n'y a eu de dispute. Que pour rien au monde nous envisageons de nous séparer : ni moi pour une histoire de Playstation, ni lui pour une "gameuse" qui aime ça. Nous aimons nous taquiner, car nous sommes très complice. Et pour être honnête il m'arrive même de jouer avec lui :) Sur ce, a bon entendeur, salut a tous :)
By Chloé22 - 11/07/2013 00:45 - États-Unis - Berkeley Heights
By Njut le lutin - 25/07/2013 09:04 - France - Beaurains
Le pire c'est que j'ai explosé de rire tout seul dans mon salon après, le fixe à la main, comme un con x)