Fin gourmet
By Faaaaanny - 20/11/2011 16:41 - France
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By Faaaaanny - 20/11/2011 16:41 - France
By ptitdej - 22/11/2011 06:39 - France
By Kevin - 23/11/2011 13:46
By Yuumy - 23/11/2011 23:11 - France
By charlili - 24/11/2011 12:16 - France
J'aurais aimé avoir un médecin compréhensif... J'ai juste eu le droit a des pilules et de la crème..
By labeilleCoule - 01/12/2011 10:48 - Suisse
By Anonyme - 01/12/2011 13:17 - Reserved
By joyeux Noël - 01/12/2011 17:11 - France
By Doc - 05/12/2011 17:34 - France
By erranai - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Madaoo - 05/12/2011 21:23 - France
By Piiiinga - 05/12/2011 21:53 - Suisse
justement on veut pas faire chambre a part et aucun de nous n a envie de dormir sur le canapé...
By Orgasme-bruyant - 05/12/2011 22:17 - France
By HURRICANE - 05/12/2011 22:29 - France
By Li_Anna - 05/12/2011 23:21 - Royaume-Uni
By Kitsu - 05/12/2011 23:23 - France
Je ne peux pas le déplacer, l'arbre à chat ;_; Si c'était que ça, je l'aurai fait. Mais quand on vit sous les combles, bah on met son matos du côté où le toit le permet. Et comme dit, ça me fait un repérage. C'est plus sympa que la croix gravée dans le sol XD (Mais quand j'ai un coup de fil du boulot, je jarte le chat depuis le coup des ronrons. Mais là, je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'il me mettre son as de pique à 2cm du nez...)
By Anonyme - 06/12/2011 12:50 - France
By vdma - 07/12/2011 00:51 - France
By Florian - 09/12/2011 15:51 - France
By Anonyme - 10/12/2011 07:59 - France
Ba j'ai un passif liquide vaisselle... Une fois j'en ai avalé en buvant un coca (y en avait sur le dessus de la canette) . C'est vraiment pas drôle. Sans déconner, j'avais des bulles dans la gorge, sauf que j'arrivais plus à respirer. J'ai du boire beaucoup d'eau pour tout faire passer. Mais je tiens à dire que ma maman n'a pas essayé de me tuer et qu'elle n'est pas sadique. Elle ne voulait juste pas gaspiller une "marmite"(parce que OUI, c'était beaucoup plus gros qu'une casserole) de soupe qu'elle avait amoureusement préparée. :) Merci à tous pour votre soutien ! haha