bidouille13

Mrs
0
Followed
0
Followers
33
Badges
52
Comments
5927
Visits
307
Favorites
  • Bordeaux, France
  • 36 years-old
  • Wednesday 13 December 1989
  • In a relationship

About Bidouille13

“Nous devons apprendre à vivre ensemble comme des frères, sinon nous allons mourir tous ensemble comme des idiots.” M.LK

Bidouille13 - Followers

Bidouille13 - Followed

Bidouille13's page visits

Hugged!

LeLapinTue... abdoulai95 YepEtYop mariecedre Zig27 lorena_be Kaa04 lapinhibou

Bidouille13's FML badges

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The list of badges to find

Bidouille13's favorite FMLs

Jeancristoff tells us more.

Jeancristoff 29

Merci beaucoup tout le monde d'avoir retenu ma VDM et de la commenter, ça fait très plaisir ! Je tenais à préciser qu'elle en possède deux. Un caniche royal et un tequel. C'est le tequel, un vrai petit nerveux qui m'a mordu, donc pas de grosse blessure à la jambe mais plutôt aux oreilles tellement il aboie fort ! Je peux vous dire qu'à chaque fois que quelqu'un sonne à sa porte, c'est la foire canine pendant une heure avec les aboiements ! De quoi écrire une VDM tous les jours ! De plus, cette dame est quasiment sourde, donc pour le volume de la télé jusqu'à 23h c'est pas franchement le top quand vous habitez au dessus et que vous devez réviser vos éxamens. Pour courroner le tout, j'habite en allemagne et elle est fan de series policières allemandes style "Cobra 11", ou des vieux orchestres à la musique typiquement germanique ! Plus que 2 semaines à tenir et je m'en vais enfin ! :)

Juyilina tells us more.

Juyilina 19

Salut, c'est moi qui ai écrit la VDM :) Pour la suite de l'histoire, au début je lui ai fait les gros yeux, mais finalement, non je ne l'ai pas dénoncée, c'était assez gênant comme ça, surtout quand le docteur a murmuré avec compassion "mais il ne faut pas avoir peur de tout dire, tu sais" ... Pour l'info, je suis mineure donc que ma mère assiste au RDV ne me gêne pas du tout, surtout pour une angine (quoi que maintenant, je vais me méfier :P) Bref, ça ne s'est pas terminé en auscultation prolongée, d'ailleurs heureusement, j'aurais été incapable de décrire les "symptômes" ! Au final, elle a quand même eu son petit gel de toilette intime et s'est plus ou moins justifier dans la voiture avec un "Non, mais tu sais, cette marque est très bien pour la toilette quotidienne, et y en a presque plus à la maison. C'était l'occasion"; quant à moi, je formalise pas ^^ Ca s'est passé y a quelques semaines et sur le coup, ça m'a un peut fait ch*er, mais maintenant, j'arrive -presque- à en rigoler :') Pas la peine de jeter la pierre à ma môman, même si je ne souhaite à personne de vivre un pareil moment de solitude ! :D