Douche froide
By gaelm - 17/06/2009 14:29
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By gaelm - 17/06/2009 14:29
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By Meggiie - 14/02/2010 22:27
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM Exactement le second degrès ça existe. L'humour existe dans certaines familles à beaux parents, et j'en fais l'heureuse élue.
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By Alexandraa - 19/03/2010 12:28
Pour ceux qui veulent savoir la suite ou qui n'y croient pas : (c'est la gomme de ma meilleure amie qu'on a volée avec une amie de la classe) En maths ma voisine m'a pris ma gomme pour s'en servir et je voulais qu'elle me la rende et elle m'a dit "non je la garde je te l'ai kidnappée" Puis on s'est pris un fou rire, et elle a dit qu'il fallait qu'on la fasse à qqn de la classe. Du coup comme on avait 2 heures de maths, on s'est dit que si on créait un mot maintenant, on le mettrait dans une trousse pendant la récré juste avant de sortir. Du coup on a écrit un mot en changeant de surligneur pour chaque lettre : "J'ai ta gomme en otage. Si tu veux la revoir un jour, tu dois payer 2 €. T'as pas interet à prevenir les flics." Puis on a pris la gomme de la fille. L'après-midi, on a fait pareil pendant les 2 heures de français, on a crée le mot : "Plus que 2 heures" et on a scotché un bout de la gomme. Le soir, on a pris des photos de la gomme où elle était pendue, avec des epingles ... En train de "souffrir" . Et on lui a envoyé par mail. Puis on lui a rendu aujourd'hui, elle était pendue à un arbre du lycée et elle était toute décapitée . (Lycée Marie Curie, 38) Je pense avoir dit l'essentiel :)
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By azqwerty - 04/05/2010 10:47
Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).