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By Collègue pas belle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Croatie
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By Collègue pas belle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Croatie
By Alanilas - 17/08/2014 18:07 - France
By MHC - 18/08/2014 10:45 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 02/01/2013 19:19 - France - Strasbourg
By pepsi_ - 03/01/2013 19:23 - Belgique - Grivegn
Comme je vois que pour certains ce n'est pas clair : la femme m'a passé son téléphone pour écrire le message, et concernant le fait qu'elle n'y voyait pas clair je pense qu'elle avait oublié ses lunettes et que ça ne la dérangeait pas outre mesure de me "mêler" à cette histoire. Franchement j'ai hésité, je crois qu'elle a dû voir les 2-3 secondes de temps de réaction alors qu'elle m'avait déjà donné son portable, toute confiante. Je me sens extrêmement coupable, mais égoïstement rassurée de ne pas connaître le numéro.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Maslives
By dufberan - 05/01/2013 11:35 - France - Avesnes-sur-helpe
By wiwac - 05/01/2013 19:24 - France - Paris
By clems2511 - 13/01/2013 21:03 - France - Les Sables
By Anonyme - 14/01/2013 13:11
By Anonyme - 16/01/2013 11:45 - France
By Djipiz - 28/01/2013 10:40 - France
By ororus - 28/01/2013 16:38 - France - Auxerre
J'ai un peu rodé l'histoire pour la VDM, à vrai dire il m'a appelé pour que je le rejoigne dans l'entrée du bâtiment, ce que j'ai fait, et c'est là qu'il m'a annoncé qu'il n'avait pas trouvé ma porte et qu'il était allé voir à la cave (au cas où, sait-on jamais !). Ce à quoi il a ajouté avec une toute petite voix qu'il était vite reparti parce qu'il faisait tout noir et qu'il avait peur des fantômes. J'ai payé ma pizza avec un sacré fou rire, mais ça valait le coup d'attendre ^^
By WAWAX - 02/02/2013 11:34 - France - M
By pasdechance - 14/02/2013 16:59 - France - Pessac
By Ouilleouilleouille - 14/02/2013 18:27 - France - Jouy-le-moutier
By Anonyme - 15/02/2013 08:37 - France - Beaucouz
By liloubrown06 - 15/02/2013 23:53 - France - Salon-de-provence
By Anonyme - 20/02/2013 22:32 - France - Toulouse
By Nicdouille - 21/02/2013 07:49 - France - Magrin
Je suis l'auteur du VDM, et certes mon copain manque de tact, mais il n'en reste pas moins adorable, bienveillant et tout ce qu'il faut. On se connait depuis un petit bout de temps, et je sais qu'il ne pensait pas à mal. Alors non, je ne vais pas le quitter parce que notre couple fonctionne a merveille. Je voulais juste partager une de ses nouvelles pépites qui m'a bien fait rire, il s'est d'ailleurs direct repris en s'excusant pour sa maladresse. Il est comme ça, et ce n'est ni un con, ni un mec infidèle. Juste un grand timide qui à du mal à s'exprimer. A bon entendeur :)