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By Mister cocu - 03/10/2013 14:37 - France
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By Mister cocu - 03/10/2013 14:37 - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
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By Platypus8622 - 18/12/2013 13:04 - France
Hello, tous ! Au vu de tous ces commentaires bien marrants, je ne peux m'empêcher de vous donner le détail : Eh oui, à cause de la contrainte de longueur des VDM, je n'ai pas pu vous en dire plus, mais la vraie histoire est encore mieux, je ne savais plus si je devais rire ou pleurer à la fin de cette journée là ... Donc, nous sommes en plein devoir, et une élève m'interpelle. Je m'approche, et elle me montre cette fameuse flèche, en me demandant "Msieur, c'est bien moustache, qu'il faut mettre, là ?" Désespéré, je lui dis ironiquement, "Oui oui, et là c'est Sourcil" ... Je commençais déjà à paniquer quand j'ai vu qu'elle me prenait au sérieux, quand tout à coup je vois sa voisine de table, empressée, qui prend son effaceur pour enlever de sa copie les noms "Lénine" et "Staline" qu'elle avait bien trouvés ! Faut que j'arrête, j'ai tendance parfois à être un peu ironique quand je parle à mes élèves, parfois pour le plaisir de la blague, mais vous ne pouvez pas imaginer le nombre d'élèves qui ne saisissent pas le 2nd degré ...
By Jaimelesbeats - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Annecy
Salut ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord je suis flatté que ma VDM ai été acceptée ! Je vais m'expliquer: il s'agissait du fameux concours de première année de médecine que j'ai tenté il y a quelques temps ! Et oui... malgré un travail acharné le seul module validé est celui que je n'ai pas bossé ! Le module comprenait la sociologie, le droit etc... mais maintenant je me suis réorienté et me voilà en 3ème année de Licence Sciences de la Vie et je suis content d'y être ;). En tout cas merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait marrer ! Mais malgré cette "mésaventure" j'ai continué à bosser mes cours et ça paye !