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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
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Clôture du débat :-) 2 jours chez moi (effectivement sans pouvoir se laver ni même se changer) avec antibio, 3ème jour aux urgences, diagnostic de la septicémie. Donc ils nous laissent en lingerie. Déshabillée au moment de l'hospitalisation seulement, quand ça se stabilise. Et 42 de fièvre, ça existe. C'est ça qui est bon!! L'auteure :-)
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Bonjour à tous, je suis la coupable de cet horrible lapsus... Comment Claude a réagit? Un peu interloqué dans un premier temps...mais avant qu'il ne dise quoi que ce soit, je me suis confondue en excuse. "J'suis trop désolée, je voulais te donner un surnom affectueux genre comme en espagnol avec des les "i" et "o"...". Je m'enfonçais encore davantage. Il est assez taquin et pas forcément commode, donc il m'a juré qu'il allait me mettre un part de quatre-quart dans la figure (le seul truc qu'on ait sous la main à l'assoc), tout en plaisantant. Donc après je lui ai dit que c'était une énorme boulette, en m'excusant mille fois. Au final on en a rigolé, et je dois lui trouver un nouveau surnom. Malgré tout, j'avoue en avoir bien ri, même si sur le coup je me suis sentie très très conne... :)