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About Aikoh

Salut gamin! La vie est une roulette Russes...Et tu as perdu! ;)

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I’m your new creative director

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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I agree, my mouse works.

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100 kick-ass comments

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Going for gold

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Invader

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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Work is a 4-letter word

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The return of the thumb

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Aikoh's favorite FMLs

Vilain Cactus tells us more.

Vilain Cactus 46

Alors... En fait, mon père ayant oublié de me prévenir que le plombier venait, je dormais quand il est arrivé, et il m'a réveillée en entrant dans ma chambre. Donc de toute façon je pouvais pas m'habiller avant, et une fois levée, la 1ère chose que j'ai faite, c'est aller déjeuner (y'a des priorités quand même.), mais je me suis un peu habillée, après. Ensuite, c'est vrai que j'aurai pu réviser ailleurs que dans ma chambre, mais étant donné qu'il faisait toutes les pièces de la maison, je n'ai pas bougé, et de plus je trouvais qu'il est peut-être plus poli de rester quand il entre que de sortir d'un air de dire "tu me fais un peu chier, là". Enfin, je vous rassure, il ne me matait pas, j'ai exagéré pour rendre la situation plus comique en écrivant la VDM. Voilà. =)

LaMadameDuPeage tells us more.

LaMadameDuPeage 4

Pour ceux qui se croient supérieurs en me disant que j'aurais mieux fait de faire des études, je suis titulaire (juste pour info) d'un Master en Commerce International, soit 5 ans d'études, et que je travaille dans un péage par choix, et non pas parce que je n'avais que cela et femme de ménage comme possibilités. J'ai donc envie de leur dire qu'ils ne sont pas plus malins que la maîtresse en question, qui s'est sentie très mal après que je lui ai gentiment expliqué que ce n'est pas dans mon c*l que les gens mettent les pièces. Et non, en effet, c'est loin d'être un sous-métier, sachant qu'en travaillant la nuit et les week-ends je suis sûrement beaucoup plus payée que ceux qui me critiquent.

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Poupsie 17

Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM... Alors pour tout comprendre je suis très stressée quand il s'agit d'opération, d'hôpital en général ! Et la veille j'ai pris un cachet soi disant pour me décontracter et j'ai eu des hallucinations tellement forte que j'en ai vomis toute la nuit ! Le lendemain avant l'opération on doit se laver avec de la bétadine et se mettre nu sous une blouse attachée dans le dos ! Et à mon réveil conscient elle n'était plus attachée dans le dos... Et oui le médecin m'a réellement dit ça ! L'opération était une célioscopie (c'est une opération au niveau du ventre), et je suis restée dans le brouillard le reste de la journée. Cette histoire s'est passée au mois d'août 2011. Voilà si j'ai pu vous éclairer ! (Désolée si il y a des fautes :D )