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By Chatalors - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
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By Chatalors - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
By Neige19 - 19/11/2015 15:14 - France - Lille
By SellyH - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Nézignan
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By dafuQ - 20/12/2015 08:35 - France - La Rochelle
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By mais_pourquoiiii - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Le Cannet
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
By Rami - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Malakoff
Salut, je suis l'auteur de la VDM Pour répondre aux diverses questions, je vais commencer par le fait que je ne connaissais pas cette "tradition" que de porter en pendentif l'alliance de proches disparus, et que de plus un de mes amis fan de la dite saga aborde au cou une chaine sur laquelle pends une réplique du fameux anneau unique. Ensuite, effectivement peut-être que mon approche était maladroite, je suis de nature assez spontanée et c'est un peu sorti tout seul, mais clairement je ne pensais pas à mal en lui disant ça aha.. Et sinon oui j'ai eu pas mal la honte et me suis platement excusée, et pour répondre à vos interrogations, elle n'a pas eu l'air de m'en vouloir et a souligné le fait qu'effectivement je ne pouvais pas savoir; aussi, on en a un peu discuté, mais je n'ai pas osé m'étaler trop sur le sujet, j'ai juste appris qu'elle avait perdu ses parents lorsqu'elle était enfant. Pour conclure, pas de brouille entre nous, elle ne l'a pas mal pris, juste une grosse bourde qui m'a bien collée la honte pour ma part !