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shaarotto tells us more.
Mon compte était déconnecté pendant l'écriture de la VDM avec la nouvelle MaJ, mais je suis l'auteur de la VDM! Je donne raison à tout ceux qui disent qu'il faudrait communiquer avant de partir et que ça aurait pu être dangereux. Pour vous expliquer; il y avait deux covoiturages au même moment au même endroit le matin tôt, et les deux conducteur se ressemblaient vraiment beaucoup (aussi la voiture!). Aucun des deux n'a demandé grand chose, on a juste assumé que c'était le bon covoiturage. Le conducteur n'avait pas du tout de mauvaises intention, au contraire, je savais quand même que c'était un covoiturage! Bref, j'ai déjà entendu parler de quelques personnes à qui c'était arrivé, et puis c'est une drôle d'expérience. On s'est bien marré en tout cas. Bisous!
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By Alan - 21/04/2017 08:34 - France - Paris
Bonnes intentions
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Toujours activer le code PIN
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L'appel du désir
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Bonjour! Même si je n'avais pas de compte quand j'ai écrit cette VDM, j'en suis bien l'auteur! Ce qui c'est passé, c'est que le fils de ma meilleure amie a fais un test de paternité car il n'a jamais connu sont père, officiellement parti avant sa naissance. Sauf que le test, qu'il m'a montré, a prouvé que son géniteur, c'est moi. Sa mère pense qu'il a été conçu lors d'une fête où nous étions tout les deux fortement alcoolisés. Ni elle ni moi n'avons d'ailleurs de souvenirs de ladite soirée. Son copain l'a larguée deux mois plus tard, et elle a découvert sa grossesse à six mois. Évidemment, impossible de joindre son ex alors qu'elle pensait qu'il était le père. Elle a élevé l'enfant seule. J'ai donc vu le bout de chou grandir, je le gardais de temps en temps, puis il est devenu adulte, il s'est marier et est devenu papa. Il y a quelques mois, il a débarqué chez moi suite au test pour me dire que j'étais son père. Je n'ai donc pas appris en même temps que j'étais père, grand père et le reste, mais du jour au lendemain, je me suis retrouvé avec un fils, une belle fille et un petit fils. Ça fais bizarre. Quand à garder l'aîné pendant la fin de grossesse de sa compagne, il me l'a dis en plaisantant. Voilà l'histoire complète, il me semble!